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Miss March is an awesome mashup of teen gross out movies featuring everything from naked lesbians, to shart jokes, to the High Life guy.

The Whitest Kids You Know (Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore) bring you the story of Eugene; a virgin who falls into a coma moments before he’s about to have sex.  When Eugene finally comes out of the coma, his world is turned upside down when he finds out his girlfriend (Raquel Alessi) is Playboy’s new Miss March!  With his best friend in tow; Eugene sets forth on a cross country trip to find out why his beloved went bad.  On the way he meets swashbuckling firemen, Russian lesbians, a rapper named Horsedick (dot mpeg), and even Hef!

This is seriously an awful movie, but it knows this, and just has fun being what it is; funny, gross and a delight to all of us who love to laugh at the word poop.

While watching it, my wife said, “Are you ever going to grow out of this?”

The answer is: Of Course Not.   This movie is completely geared towards my 15 year old cousin, Brady, and not old farts like me… but that’s just why I like it.  It reminds me of movies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, American Pie and Road Trip.

It’s not always fun to be an adult.  Miss March allowed me to be a blissfully ignorant teenager again.  Even if it was for only 90 minutes.

Thanks, Miss March!